DR. GUSTAVE HURTZ accepts the 2005 BEST ACTOR award from indie-film legend BEN GAZZARA at this year's ARLENE'S GROCERY PICTURE SHOW. Pictured from left to right: The Great Fredini, Dr. Hurtz, Bunny Love, Ben Gazzara. Photo by Chris Frieri.
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(2005) Starring Lesion
Piss Promise's chemically infused blood reanimates a dead teenage
fan. Now she's walking the earth, hell-bent on getting autographs
from every member of Lesion... Even if she has to kill them to do it!
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(2004) Starring Lesion
When LESION's tour van breaks down in rural backwoods
country, the band is forced to spend the night at the home of antique-dealing vampire Mister Mofungo.
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(2004) Starring Lesion
Skinny-dipping Mr. Pod drowns at the beach, then sees his life flash before his eyes.
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(2004) Starring Dr. Gustave Hurtz
Dr. Hurtz's inflated ego deep-sixes his opportunity to become the spokesperson for a new lifestyle cologne.
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(2004) Starring Mr. Pod
Emperor Fussicus seeks help with his impotence "problem" from Rome's greatest lover, Marcus Podicus.
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(2004) Starring Venison
In a desperate ploy to sell CDs, Venison is tricked by the rest of his band into having a sex-change operation.
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(2004) Starring Piss Promise
Piss smokes the world's most powerful weed, then hears the voice of God. Features music video for He is The Rock
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(2002) Starring Lesion
Finally, George W. Bush gives Santa Clause’s wife
the go-ahead to have her husband labotimized.
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(2002) Starring Mr. Pod
Mr. Pod finally ties the knot, only to discover that marriage is a deadly bore.
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(2002) Starring Venison
After overdosing on anti-depressants, Venison goes on a terrifying,
hallucinogenic "freak-out."
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(2002) Starring Piss Promise
When The Antiques Road Show tells Piss that Napolean's penis will make him
invincible, he decides to smoke it.
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(2002) Starring Dr Gustave Hurtz
Dr. Hurtz overdoes it at karaoke and loses his voice. Then the band fires him. 50 years later, he gets revenge.
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(2002) Starring Lesion
Flaccid record sales force Dr. Hurtz to get a facelift. Meanwhile, Piss
is kidnapped and tortured by an obsessive groupie.
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(2001) Starring Piss Promise
After Piss is (accidentally?) shot in the stomach by
drummer Venison, he loses movement in his legs, as well as ability to rock.
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